Thai, Blue Tits, Suction Hoover, Breast Augmentation & Threesome of Friends

I feel the first thing i should do is explain the title. I was pointed in the direction of a new piece of software by Nobby Nutkins (his excellent and hilarious blog - http://nobbynutkins.blogspot.com/) that tells me where people have clicked onto my site and where they left to, this excellent program is highly arousing to someone like me and I get excited when i see that people in Florida, Kenya, Sweden, Massachusetts and Canada read my blog.

However, this is slightly short lived when i see that someone from Bayern in Germany found my site using google to search 'Hookers'...(see previous article on such topic). I can only hope this person found my article entertaining and informative...although one wonders whether this is the kind of material he was after, hmmmm.

Anyway, in a shameless attempt to recruit more international traffic i decided to name this topic after harmless things that might provoke such google searches....lets see what happens! And to be fair last night was a little messy and i don't really think there are any words to describe the videos i'm about to post...lets just say Adam had a shocker...must have been the Whisky my mother gave him beforehand.

Theres only 4 really short videos, so give them a watch and PLEASE COMMENT! :D

Bear was very angry, but Adam only wanted to sell himself:



And continued to embarrass himself:



We then reached a takeaway to try and sober him up:



But this only lead to confrontation:



:)

TO

EU Voting

While i don't want to bore you all by going all political and talking about 'real' issues and not hookers, I feel its important to state that i'm terrified that the current economic climate will allow entry to mainstream politics for the BNP or its more intelligent and devious older brother UKIP.

Many voting for these people have no idea of their policies and while it's understandable that people don't wish to vote for mainstream parties there are other choices.

Green Party - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_party

Liberal Democrats - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democrats

Please get down and vote, and make a difference. At the same time please vote responsibly and take a second to learn who exactly you are voting for.

:)

TO

Musical Chairs

Ever wondered how some music seems to sound the same....thats because it does.
This is a collection of sounds that have been mashed by a group of techies called Norwegian Recycling. It includes:

Samples:
1. Coldplay - Viva La Vida
2. The Killers - When You Were Young
3. Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You
4. Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer
5. Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream
6. Muse - Starlight
7. Hellogoodbye - All Of Your Love

Its amazing what humans are capable of:




:)

TO

Another Friendly BBQ

A quiet day in the life of TO....golf followed by a BBQ and ball sports in Nightwear's garden. Not that much to report other than i hope that everyone is making the most of this weather before it dissipates into what is called in this country....the summer.

Something in the terrible steaks we ate made me and Adam (Dick) become somewhat obsessed with altering our clothing.

Good luck to Nightwear on your hot date!

:)

TO

Stockport Beer and Cider Festival 2009

Wow where do i begin. This occasion at Edgeley Park, home of the mighty Stockport County, has a lot of strange allure, its good fun but it shouldn't be.

We went down not expecting a lot, and boy were we not disappointed. The drinks were disgusting, actually, disgusting. There is a reason you can't buy them outside of Somerset... We drunk a 10.3% stout called 'Ring of Fire' (its made with chillies) and nearly vomited...the cider while tasting okay, smelt like Adams sock after a hard spin class...the 'Rest in Peace' strong beer and 'Outstanding Blond' weak beer were equally disturbing.

Despite this we had a great time and want to go again! I actually cannot tell you why...



and the famous 'Ring of Fire'...



:)

TO