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I am at the mercy of my readers, so here it goes!
Are two hookers always better than one?
Firstly, lets look at why they are. Obviously, two hookers allow for one to complete a common male fantasy, the manage a trois. Another benefit also being that you can get the housework done twice a fast with an extra set of hands. If one employs two hookers there is an increased chance that one will be attractive enough to get the result wanted.
However, there are negatives. Twice the hookers, twice the price (even with economies of scale discounts). With the contemporary credit crunch even the most unconsciencious of punters are forced to bear this in mind. Another key negative is you are twice as likely to contract and unfortunate illness. Considering the implications one has to reassess the risk of doubling up.
So on reflection, i believe, two hookers are NOT always better than one.
I hope that answers your question sufficiently Nobby.
TO
Thanks, Tom!
ReplyDeleteIf I may say so, on your excellent blog, I did some original research of my own, and I can categorically say that 2 hookers ARE NOT always better than one!
As I found out to my shame, twice as many women can mean twice the excitement. And when you are clocking less than 10 seconds even under average conditions, that is a recipe for disaster.
In fact, I calculated the following:
(5.4 seconds / 100 pounds per hour ) x 2 = 3327 pounds per minute of intercourse.
So I think the lesson here is, make sure you have some staying power before getting two in.
Happy manage a trois,
Nobby
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ReplyDeleteWhat is this "Manage a trois" you speak of, Nobbles?
ReplyDeleteCheers
Nobby
Hi there TO,
ReplyDeleteI'm first time reader of your blog - but it's actually, seroiusly one of the best I've seen. Anyways, I'm from the US, and I was wondering if you could help me?
My boyfriend is also British, and he's been having some problems with like, actually, "erectile dysfunction" lately. I don't think it's me, because I'm pretty hot (well I always get chatted up by guys in bars and so on) So, like, I seriously need some advice on how I can help him.
From reading your blog you seemed like the kind of guy that might know a thing or two about ED - any help you can give me or pointers I can give him would be really appreciated!
Thx :-)
Nobby: i can tell by the orange square next to your name which the real Nobby is! The travesty that someone would do such a thing!
ReplyDeleteLisa: Hi there! Ohio is a beautiful place, I've always wanted to go to Cleveland and watch LeBron James play basketball.
In answer to your question i know nothing of ED, in fact i know more about the opposite problem!
i recommend a quick wikipedia search - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction - and head to treatment. Best option is to visit your doctor and speak to him, i have heard this is common depending on age.
Hope that helps Lisa.
TO
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ReplyDeleteTO,
ReplyDeleteA very interesting conversation young man, and one i am able to relate to.
Before i became a Scientist of Supernatural Homolopial Beings i used to run a brothel in Nevada, USA. In fact, it happens to be the very same brothel that Dame Helen Mirren spent a night in to research for her new film, to be made later this year.
I tend to find that my customers would take two of our girls at a time, and that our customer satisfaction surveys always came out that it was a lot more enjoyable, and we therefore encouraged this action.
Nobster: I have suffered from Erectile disfunction in the past, although i never thought of your ingenius plan to strap a lolly stick to it, although i don't see how you got painful splinters as they tend to be quite soft when wet. Anyway, that is besides the point. I recommend that you consume more garlic, raw garlic at that. I did, and my darling wife was walking like bambi on ice/john wayne in no time.
I hope that this has been of interest.
Felix
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ReplyDeleteI ‘d like to try live “ménage a trois” – just for taste it before I die ….
ReplyDeleteI think it is kind of cool solution. Because. Humans are not monogamist or polygamist, just something in between. That’s why we live by couples and cheat to each other.
About hookers – if you pay for release your sexual tension that means you have more needs than jerk your self. It matters before not after. So try and you will know exactly what is good for you.
My pervert mind needs to give pleasure to some one for satisfied my ego. That means Hooker can’t satisfied me if she just suffer for money ore if she get pleasure too, I would feel stupid to pay her.
So hooker as masturbation release the tension, but never satisfies.