Saturday, 13 June 2009

The Perfect Woman


My Perfect Woman:

  1. Sometimes wears Caps backwards and likes wearing hats.
  2. Enjoys watching American sports.
  3. Doesn't mind sharing me with my laptop.
  4. HAS NO POINTLESS DRAMA.
  5. Agrees with Ludacris that "Once more we leaves em' dead, we want lady in the street, and a freak in the bed".
  6. Loves sitting in sweat pants, watching films and laughing.
  7. Will take a joke of one of my mates and send it back twice as good.
  8. Enjoys watching me play Football (Soccer).
  9. Will feed my ego but tell me to shut the f**k up when i'm being a d**k.
  10. Loves comedy.
  11. Understands that Hip-Hop isn't just about b*tches and h*es.
  12. Gets ridiculously excited about the smallest of things but...
  13. Doesn't follow the hype with everything unless its truly deserved.
  14. Understands man-crushes aren't homosexual and respects the man-crush.
  15. Doesn't need constant reassurance about her looks and can sit there makeup-less and know i think shes hot.
Does she exist?

?

TO
Written by TO at 20:20
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27 comments:

  1. Anonymous13 June 2009 at 20:41

    1. Adam Bramwell but in female form.

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  2. TO13 June 2009 at 20:47

    Maybe a bit shorter than Adam Bramwell....haha

    TO

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  3. jess13 June 2009 at 20:47

    i think she could exist! and when you do, let me meet her, she sounds fun

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  4. Scribblebum13 June 2009 at 20:58

    i think this Womnan Sounds HOTTTTT- Ahh i think we need a Perfect Man to Go with her though! Dude's You have Your faults too You Know ;) AND man Crushes are the best! x

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  5. Mr Sexual13 June 2009 at 21:03

    Man I totally agree with you!

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  6. TO13 June 2009 at 21:11

    Scribbles: Ouch, i would be the best of all boyfriends!

    Mr Sexual: i should have added 16. Hasnt been near A.Eyong....but then there wouldnt be many left....haha

    TO

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  7. Mr Sexual13 June 2009 at 21:15

    Hahahahahaha you idiot!

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  8. Anonymous13 June 2009 at 23:46

    jcp

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  9. TO13 June 2009 at 23:48

    jcp?

    Should i know that? Am i being silly?!

    TO

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  10. Anonymous13 June 2009 at 23:51

    leave you to figure this one out
    peace.

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  11. Anonymous13 June 2009 at 23:52

    oh dear jade get a grip

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  12. Anonymous13 June 2009 at 23:55

    who is jade?
    hi jenny claire powell

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  13. TO13 June 2009 at 23:57

    17. Not insane and have not have silly friends :P

    TO

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  14. Anonymous13 June 2009 at 23:57

    hi a very unfunny jade lian davey

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  15. Matt Davies13 June 2009 at 23:58

    To be fair Tom that is nearly a perfect women, you have covered all the key areas, just wish i could find one hahaha

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  16. TO14 June 2009 at 00:00

    Like Scribbles pointed out...they are all probably with the perfect men...


    *sighs*

    Im going on a worldwide search!

    TO

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  17. Bridgey14 June 2009 at 00:43

    haha remember in the car wen i sed to do this on your blog.... i knew you'd cave in!!

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  18. TO14 June 2009 at 00:44

    I actually dont....


    TO

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  19. Bridgey14 June 2009 at 00:46

    well i did so there lol but u sed itd make u seem stuck up n cause women to steer away from u ;)

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  20. TO14 June 2009 at 00:53

    Like that could happen........:P

    Joke!

    TO

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  21. Anonymous14 June 2009 at 12:32

    i'm not a silly friend
    i'm fucking fantastic

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  22. Rhian69x14 June 2009 at 14:56

    Sounds like me! ;-) xx

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  23. lebron hater14 June 2009 at 22:38

    hahahaha #14...too bad you live so far away, sounds like my life minus hats ;)

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  24. Scribblebum16 June 2009 at 21:00

    ha Bridge stop trying to Claim credit.. ;) i think you need to get your search on 2!

    As long as its all agreed im the best jess then im cool with it (im actually waiting for the major insults now) aha

    Anyway To/Tom/ Tickles i dont believe in the 'perfect' of anything everythings so much betterwhen there are imperfections..! so really what ur all just looking for is a 'Woman' ;)

    x

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  25. Anonymous12 January 2010 at 19:11

    man-crush? wtf?

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  26. TO12 January 2010 at 20:27

    http://toheadspace.blogspot.com/2009/05/adams-corner-2-man-crush-ok-or-gay.html

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  27. Anonymous16 January 2011 at 13:48

    She does exist but unfortunately I have her.

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